I HATE SPIDERMAN!!!

I have two little boys that are absolutely obsessed with spiderman, as in we watch this movie at least once a day EVERYDAY (for at least the last month).... I HATE SPIDERMAN...

1. When you think of spiderman.... you think TOBY MAGUIRE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? They couldn't find any one else or they just couldn't afford anyone else? Was peewee herman busy? I would have preferred pee wee... And seriously were you not paying TOBY MAGUIRE enough to STOP MUMBLING? He mumbled the entire way through the movie I mean seriously if you are geting paid to speak and act onscreen LEARN HOW TO SPEAK CLEARLYI mean i can understand having a mask on and not speaking clearly but the whole way through the movie?

2. KIRSTEN DUNST??? FOR REAL??? SHE IS SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE PRETTY GIRL EVERYONE WANTS? WHERE DID THEY GO TO SCHOOL? There must have been an aweful lot of ugly girls in their school growing up to think kirsten dunst could pull that off. She's weird looking to say the least.... and her acting please.... I think her one line from spiderman explains it all "a soap opera told me i needed acting lessons" YES YOU DO NEED SOME SERIOUS ACTING LESSONS, and some plastic surgery wouldnt hurt, buy yourself some lips and some boobs at least make yourself semi interesting to look at not just scary... I think the only grown up role she played that I believed her in was Crazy/beautiful cuz she just pulls off skanky and dirty way to well. I haven't liked her since Interview With a Vampire I think that was the last year she was considered cute.

I wonder what Willem Dafoe was thinking when they cast Toby and Kirsten... "I get cast as the crazy guy who talks to himself the whole time and the HERO is TOBY MAGUIRE? FOR REAL How do the bad guy not win in this movie?" They better had been paying Willem double for having to work with all those horrible actors/actresses...\

3. If I ever talked to my dad like Peter Parker talked to his uncle right before he was killed My butt wouldn't have been getting out of the car going to do whatever i wanted, my butt would have been home geting yelled at about disrespect and probably would have been grounded for a while....

4. How can no one know who spider man really is? I mean he hits the jock of the school in the back with a tray of food connected to his hands by a web in the middle of the school cafeteria and then he suddenly because strong and beats the crap out of the jock guy (names flash... seriously that's another vent all in itself), around that same time he competes in a wrestling match with tons of people around, and that same night he kills the man who killed his uncle.... hmmmm. AND NO ONE CAN TIE PETER PARKER TO ANY OF THIS?? Really? No one from the highschool or wrestling match thinks... hmm spiderman reminds me a lot like that freak from school/wrestling.... HELLO??? Oh and the green goblin goes after his aunt and no one thinks anything weird about the green goblin going after just one little old lady saying the lords prayer in her quite little house alone???

Norman Osborn is the only one that figures out who he is in the whole movie because he has a stratch on his arm... wow Norman must have been a total genius surrounded by IDIOTS!!!

5. No one figures out who the Green Goblin is? Everyone dies around Norman Osborn except him and no one thinks... hmmmmmmmm... maybe....

6. Peter's best friend Harry starts dating Mary-Jane (knowing Peter is in love with her) to get back at Peter cuz Harry's dad likes Peter better? WOW..... And then Harry gets upset when Peter steals her away?? WOW....

7. Macy Gray? Really? Must have been a really low budget... or else they just had to pay Willem Dafoe a lot to be anywhere near the losers casted in the main roles...

8. Okay we'll just skip to the end cuz this would be way too long if i went like this the whole way through the movie.... How inappropriate are these people. Harry's dad dies, Mary Jane dumps him and then confesses her love for his best friend Peter at the funeral. Peter and Mary Jane then make out over the grave of Peter's Uncle??
Are you kidding me? Who raised these people? You would think Aunt may would have taught Peter stealing girlfriends at a funeral is a tacky thing to do and making out over your uncles grave is a little tacky too. And i know Mary jane is supposed to be trash but seriously no one ever told her she would look like a slut/skank if she dumped a guy for his best friend at his fathers funeral and then made out in the grave yard with her new man? god....

Okay I know I've watched the movie way too many times, but my 3 and 2 yr old love it and sometimes you just have to sacrifice your sanity for your kids enjoyment...and then you have to blog about how freaking crazy this movie makes your while your watching it for 2nd time today (and its only 10 am)

Thank my mom

So I'm back... LOL it's only been like a year haha. I've been a little busy with overly dramatic but not really that funny stuff. SOOO Now I'm back, and you can thank my mom because basically if i hear "you need to go back to blogging" one more time i'm gonna scream!!!

Little update to bring you up to speed I did actually get married, moved halfway across the country to texas, and got pregnant again. Hubby and I are expecting a little girl Grace Elizabeth in february of this year (cuz i just can't get enough punishment from the toddlers i need to be woken up every 2 hours on top of it...) and I am no longer working but have decided as of march 08 that i should stay at home with my kids.... yea what the hell was i thinking... Don't worry though this will never be in danger of becoming one of those "my kids are just so precious" mommy blogs.... although i doubt there will be many funny spider stories (seeing as i've decided to hide myself inside most of the year) as I finally have a decent apartment without a spider infestation!! YAY! although I have had some great shower experiences with fire ants but that's for another time. Oh i have to go for now one of the demons is climbing the furniture time to get the squirt bottle again...