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1.  Enough Said I believe 2. His little brother starts screaming i run into the room and find the baby (11 mo old) laying on the floor screaming I ask Drake what happened he says "he fell" and as he is saying this he motions like he pushed him. I say "did you push your brother" he laughs looks straight at me, no shame at all and says "YES! I push, he fall down." 3. Declan is 2.5 months old, I hear drake laughing and the baby is quiet so i sneak around the corner to peak at what drake is doing, Drake is singing and dancing for the baby and the baby is smiling and cooing. Drake see's me, stops, looks at the baby disgusted, and kicks him in the head. 4. Drake also likes to step on the babies head. (I'm surprised Declan has made it to 11 months old) 5. I was once woken up at 6 am by drake puring dr. pepper over my head. "MORNING MOMMY, DRINK POPPY!!!!" 6. He thinks it's fun to dump liquid (pop, water, anything) onto the floor and slide around through it, especially after he's already had his bath, and he yells "wooo... woooooo woooooo" the whole time.... some say it's cute and to those people I say you come clean it up while one child is sliding through it and the other one is crawling through it on hands and knees sliding, crying, and then laying in it. Cute my ass.... 7. When asked if he is allowed to hit mommy, he replies "yes" and rolls his eyes like duh, how dumb of me. 8. Once I felt him poking me with something, I turn to see he has reached across the counter somehow knocked the sissors down and is now stabbing me in the side with them. 9. When asking for anything, he starts growling, and yelling for it, if you say yes and don't move fast enough, well lord help you. (Sounds kinda demonic, almost like satans voice on south park) 10. He falls all over everything, so hard you know any other person would get knocked out over it, but him he just laughs and laughs rolls his eyes into his head laughs some more... very frightening. (Kinda like how they say the antichrist dies and comes back to life, only worse, cuz drake never stops, not even to pass out) 11. I ask him if he wants to go to church and he screams and cries and clings to my leg yelling " NO MOMMY NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" (See already a fear of churches at age 2) 12. He tells me damnit and calls me a bitch at two. (I didn't teach him that, must be the devil!!! or my mom) 13. Despite everything else on this list he still is loved by everyone. (The antichrist is also a very loved person) Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!) |
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6 comments:
Very funny! I can definitely relate some days. Good luck with the wedding. Maybe a male influence will help your son.
Ooh my goodness, this list is hilarious!
I feel bad for laughing, but you know, I just can't help it. You have your hands full!
Happy Thursday. :)
LMAO.
This just made me love him more! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He sounds like such an interesting kid...and I say that in the way that I also say I am so glad I don't have children. :-)
Wow--and I thought I had a challenge with my 2-year-old boy....hope he mellows out for you soon.
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Daaang, he's a handful. I wouldn't worry about him being the antichrist until you hear him start speaking latin and stuff ;)
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