Thursday Thirteen #1

Thirteen Things about ADD

1 I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, and I'm not an evening person, I'm a middle of the night passed out cold kinda person
2 I hate people. Everyone annoys me. For no reason at all. That's why I'm starting this blog I like it better when I get to talk all about me and then when someone responds I can just shut the window.....
3 I love my kids, although I think people who work at daycare centers are scary... You couldn't pay me enough to stay locked in a room with 10 2yr olds... I'd rather be locked in prison with 100 violent criminals.....
4 I'm completely paranoid.... when I go outside to have a smoke I im someone to tell them if i'm not back in 10 minutes I've been kidnapped someone come get the kids....
5 I hate the phone. HATE!!! I hate when people call me, I hate when I have to call someone, and i'm add on the phone, most of the time i'm not listening (especially if there is a mirror in front of me...)
6 I'm obsessed with chapstick, I have at least 10 .... or else I used to before my 2 year old realized it fits in the toilet and when you pull the handle it dissapears...... YAY!!!
7 I love only half of my family, the other half could catch on fire right in front of me and i probably wouldn't even look up from my mirror to ask if they are alright.... yea I know I'm a bitch
8 I am a non practicing clean freak, I hate staring at my messy house, so instead i have a mirror, or the computer monitor... I'm also passing this on to my child, when he spills something he jsut grabs a shirt from the laundry and wipes it up and throws it back in the corner... such a good boy!!! some people should have kids.. I may be one of those people....
9 I'm a master procrastinator. I totally rock at it... after 22 years of practicing I got it perfect. I have a ton of stuff to take care of and I guess I'll get to it tomorrow... or the next day or the next or the next... get the point? (eventually I may be able to get my mom to do it for me...)
10 I am terrified of spiders. I see one and if it's crawling towards me or my children I will pick them up and run, if it's not I curl up in a ball and cry, and then I itch and freak out for a few hours... I can't even kill them, although since my current and last apartment have been infested with them as well as my work place I've managed to kill a few with a shoe, fly swatter, vacumn, and few cans of furniture polish...... and then I cry.....
11 I'm afraid of paper towels. I can't touch them. They make me sick, My kids arent' allowed to play with paper either because if they scratch their nails against it I gag. Seriously it's freakish I know but I'm terrified.....
12 I'm currently working on getting over my fear of shorts.... I havent' worn them in years (well other than when i was prego but that's only cuz I coudln't see my own legs so it didnt bother me) and now my legs are soo white I'm afraid when I get into my car the sunlight will reflect off of them and blind one of the passing cars and they will wreck into me....
13 For as vain as i am, and I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO vain I'm tired of thinking about myself so I'm going to go look in the mirror, I like looking at myself better than thinking about myself..... not as much mental strain...



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