Bitches driving...

Okay I found this on some site, and I like it, it goes well with my last entry...

I was riding to work yesterdy when I observed a femal driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does antyhing to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way everyday to work
That's 96 miles a day
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper to bumper.
Most of the bumper to bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females 1 in 28 has PMS
that 642
According to cosmopolitan 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding
thats 449
According to the National Institute of Health 22% of all females ahve seriously considered suicide or homicide
thats 98
and 34% describe men as their biggest problem
thats 33
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? I don't think so..


Oh and just so you know I'm probably that 1 crazy woman... DON'T FUCK WITH ME PEOPLE!