ASSHOLES!!!

Okay so I leave like 10 minutes late for work, I run to the day care drop my youngest son off, drive around to the other building to drop my oldest son off, (two different building for the damn daycare, just to make it a pain in my ass) My oldest clings to my leg and screams no mommy no... it takes 5 minutes of me trying to pry him off me before one of the workers decides to stop watching this and actually help... dumb bitch. I go to the store behind the daycare and grab a coffee and a pop for later, I'm now 30 minutes late.

I get out on main street, after waiting FOR EVER!! I'm going up main street hill. now mainstreet is a two lane hill and then it turns to one lane at the top, and almost immediately afterwards there is a stop light. So even bigger pain in the ass in the morning traffic. Well anyways i'm in the right lane following a line of cars bumper to bumper, one lady a few cars back decides she's too fucking good to wait in line like the rest of us, speeds up til the very end of the left lane and then tries to swerve into the right lane, obviously she is blind in her red fucking durango cuz I'm sitting there right beside her when she almost side swipes me....I fucking dump burning hot coffee onto my lap, FUCKING BITCH! (advice for some of you, CHECK THE LANE NEXT TO YOU FOR CARS BEFORE attempting to switch lanes.) So once she hears me blowing my horn and screaming out my window she decides instead she is going to just speed up, drive through the median and cut me off.... FUCKING BITCH.
I slam on my breaks, thanking god at this point my kids weren't in the car, almost causing the car behind me to hit me. Thank god again that some of us were paying attention. So this bitch is obviously in a big fucking hurry, well yea she did all that asshole shit just to get the fucking red light right in front of me.

Now I'm pissed, 30 minutes late for work, am now wearing the coffee I haven't even gotten to a sip out of yet, I'm in a total fit of road rage, fighting back the urge to jump from my little white tracker, run up to her red durango punch through the fucking window and drag the big haired bitch from her car and beat the fucking shit out of her right there in the middle of morning traffic..... The only thing that keeps me from doing such an act is the fact that some people would consider that assualt/murder (personally I consider it justifiable, possibly even self defense, if i kill her or at least paralyze her I'm protecting myself, and my kids, and other motorists the next time she's dumb ass). It's all about perception!!!! So instead of draggin her out of her car. I keep honking my horn, flipping her off and screaming out the window to fucking pull her head out of her ass and pay attention to everyone else around.... yea okay so I said a little more than that, but I don't want to repeat that, I was in a fit of road rage, and it's jut not appropriate language to be repeating......

So moral of the story:

Don't drive like a dumb ass or someone like me is going to fucking kill you!

I feel much better now....